
“Least I don’t have to worry about you taking up with the realtor.”
“Why not?”
“‘Cause she was too old for you.”
“That guy was cute, though.”
“I think he’s married.”
“So was I.”
#you’ve got a wifebeater-clad olyphant in your-bed and somehow you’re allowing a staircase and some prospective homebuyers to separate you
(via deputygivens)